Cuteness is inversely proportional to height.
Knight is taller than Pirate, but how tall is that? I haven’t ever worked out the exact heights involved here, but I’d say Knight might be pushing 5 feet, whereas Pirate’s an inch or two shorter. Stick people are probably about a foot tall. Myself? I’m half an inch away from 6 feet. I look down on all these midgets.
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