Don’t try this at home, kids. Adults, do what you want.
Do you have any backups in case of power outages, earthquakes, tornadoes, etc? I have my phone…and I’m sure there are some candles in my house somewhere. Realistically, I’ll survive as long as my phone battery does. After that, I’m in the dark and I’ll probably burn my house down trying to light a candle.
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