Problem Money

It’s not how much you have, it’s what you do with it. If I had fifteen spare dollars, I’d buy food. If I had a few hundred dollars, I’d save some and buy a few games. If I had a thousand dollars, I’d buy a computer. I’m not sure what I’d do with more than that, but Pirate would probably buy lots of apples and be very happy.

Food is wealth in Pirate's world.

Food is wealth in Pirate’s world.

Birthday Contributions

How do you contribute to the party? Are you the drinks master, the snack buyer, or are you the thief in the night that steals whatever isn’t nailed to the floor? And how do you feel about yourself if you are that thief? Pirate, well, Pirate’s unrepentant. But she should feel guilty!

She's not invited to any more birthdays.

She’s not invited to any more birthdays.