Vanquishing Vampires

Why do vampires hate garlic? I understand light — the forces of the sun versus a creature of a night, but why garlic? If it’s just a matter of taste, then they’re probably allergic to jalapenos as well. If I was a vampire I’d be allergic to zucchini. Because I hate zucchini.

I think Pirate's the better vampire hunter here.

I think Pirate’s the better vampire hunter here.

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