Opposites

Everyone has a dark side and a light side…

Which one will remain…?

Monocles

They make everything fancy.

Everyone should have one.

Stop Signs

I’m not sure Pirate can read. She might just be using it at a headrest.

Pirate takes things literally. (She also can’t read.)

Internet Browsing

Some browsers were made better than others. It’s a sad truth.

Pirate’s exploring the internet!

Code Aba

No, it’s not Code Lyoko.

She commands you…to give her an apple!

Bird Hunting

She’s not the most effective hunter, but she’s got style!

Not very practical, Pirate!

Giants!

She’s a short giant!

This won’t end well.

Anger Management

It’s time for your anger management course! With Pirate!

She’s got a short fuse, and a shorter memory.

Attack of Pumpkins!

They’re attacking at last! Run for your lives!

It’s the fight of the century!

Snakes!

Snakes are one of the few things Pirate really dislikes. That, and sea serpents.

They’re not her friends.