He’s good. Pirate is better.
Sometimes, we all need a reference card. And a break. This one’s a blast from the past and contains all the basics to know about Pirate!
Let’s all watch Pirate walk.
Pirate is still not amused by recent events.
Even Pirate has heroes. A specific hero, named Wilfred Warfstache in this case. He’s a character from a Youtube gamer named Markiplier at http://www.youtube.com/user/markiplierGAME
A word to the wise, though: it’s probably not for young children. Or slightly bigger children. In fact, it’s not for children. Just teenagers and adults.
Don’t use them unless it’s actually an emergency, Pirate!
Pirate’s wandered off somewhere strange. Oh well, I’m sure she’ll be fine! …Maybe.
What DOES the fox say? Pirate intends to find out.
When the fun is gone, the party’s over.
It’s important to stop look at the world once in a while.