Markiplier!

Even Pirate has heroes. A specific hero, named Wilfred Warfstache in this case. He’s a character from a Youtube gamer named Markiplier at http://www.youtube.com/user/markiplierGAME

A word to the wise, though: it’s probably not for young children. Or slightly bigger children. In fact, it’s not for children. Just teenagers and adults.

It’s funny.

The 'stache makes everything more awesome.

The ‘stache makes everything more awesome.